PLEATHERFACE

Today: Sarah went to Bremerton and had a magnificent time with the family, gambling and squirreling, cheap pants and new fashion, work parties and fan...

A TRISCUIT A BISCUIT

Today: Greg finishes his story from the other day about what happened on his porch, favorite snacks and what is too cheesy, a condiment taking the wor...

CAMP AND GLAMP

Today: Greg is back from Ricketsfest MOSTLY intact, going down steep hills and a Bowie boy, Sarah and the fancy fun wine day, and we are planning a Fu...

RETURN OF THE RICKETTS

Today: Greg got to go ride in a Mad Max style car and race around and it was amazing, heading back to Rickettsfest and please be careful, footbags and...

SHOW ME THE MONEY (BOUQUET)

Today: Every animal yells at Bowie, going to a High School graduation and money bouquets, 911 and jello shots, microwaving fish, creepy zombie bread,...

BTS VEGAS EXPERIENCE PART TWO

Today: Leading up to the show, the long walk, going to the stadium and the lights, walking back and going to Hooters, meeting some gals who work eveni...

BTS VEGAS EXPERIENCE PART ONE

Today: We have missed you all and it's so great to be back! Today Sarah tells part one of her Vegas vacation, including a topsy turvy trip there, the...

BTSARAH

Today: Sarah is going on an adventure tomorrow, heading to Vegas to see a band that she doesn't know a lot about so Greg tries to help, the color gree...

INSTASARAH

Today: Sarah has taken something that she is already obsessed with and decided to make yet another side gig out of it, going to the zoo and birds of p...

CHERRY BOMBED

Today: Greg had an awesome experience and kind of got humiliated by a bunch of amazingly talented girls, Sarah and the wedding, the profuse and concer...

THANK YOU PORTLAND!

Today: HUGE thank you to everyone who made it to the Record Pub for the Courage show this past weekend; it was fun and hilarious and wonderful and we...

THE BIGFOOT FLAP

Today: Bowie has made a new friend (or enemy?) on his walk, animals meeting other kinds of animals, there is somebody living in your basement, robot a...

GREG THE JINX

Today: The Kentucky Derby was this weekend and it really went in a Greg direction, going downtown and horse dresses, being a talking head and being ne...

BEARS & HAIRS

Today: Sarah is having a special day and doesn't know what to do with it, going to a diner on 82nd and being obsessed, naked gardening and etsy witche...

BURNS AND BOISE

Today: Greg made it back in (mostly) one piece from his boyz trip, going to a show and the road trip, Sarah got to meet Fat Mike from NOFX and it was...

BOY-ZEE TRIP

Today: Greg is going on a road trip with a few of his bros, metal and mispronunciations, best prom limo EVER and fake bears, maybe don't use that when...

ROBOT GRANDMA

Today: Sarah is back from the coast with stories, going to Lincoln city and to Newport for David's Chair, sea lion surprises and wins at the casino, t...

THE SHOWER MONSTER

Today: Sarah had a nerdy Twin Peaks weekend and it was awesome, why she has not showered, stolen bananas and Michael Myers masks, how to torment your...

AMIE SANTAVICCA

Today: Sarah had to work so Greg had a solo show, and spoke with local musician Amie Santavicca! She is looking for extras for her music video to be b...

I SAW THE SIGN (LANGUAGE)

Today: We went to a Blazer game and it was really fun, being on the jumbotron and making new friends, stolen kit kats and wait gate, updates on the in...

SARAH SOLO

Today: A quick show with your pal Sarah to talk about car payments, the world's most expensive bottle of wine, a man that you don't want to be friends...

THE REAL ESTATE WORLD - PORTLAND

Today: Sarah's been super busy real estating and made a new friend, the Madness of the Month before April continues on and Greg is doing just TERRIBLY...

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

Today: Greg got to see the adaptation of his favorite book and is very excited, Sarah found a copy of a paper she wrote in from TWENTY FIVE years ago...

DOG DAYS WITH T

Today: We had an exciting adventure going to the Titanic exhibit, what it was like and how neat it was, heading home and finding a buddy, what happene...

TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS

Today: Greg made himself a knife and he managed to keep all of his fingers, Sarah and the package stealer, cheeto lizards and being a short king, and...

BLACKSMITH GREG

Today: Greg is going to make himself a knife sword thing and I hope he doesn't lose a finger, MAR10 day and why didn't I know that was a thing, Barbie...

RUMMAGE FAIL

Today: Sarah had something disturbing happen to her car, is there anything gone and where to look, Greg and the Boyz-ee trip and the maybe scam, plant...

LEAF OF DESPAIR

Today: Greg doesn't know what to do because he has to admit something isn't doing as well as he has implied, what to do and can he fake it, relaxing i...

GILBERT GLEASON FROM BLOCK ADVISORS

Today: It's that time of year again - yes... tax season. It sucks but it's something we all have to do, so why don't you make it a little less painful...

DAHMER? I BARELY KNEW HER

Today: The great Greg wig investigation continues - does he own just one? Does he have multiples that mimic human hair growth? Also, Sarah has decided...

UNDERWEAR COFFEE

Today: Greg is talking to a Scream person, being stuck on a ski lift and that happened to Sarah, being told you are a serial killer, and a nightmare w...

SARAH AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING DOG

Today: Apparently it's just all dogs all the time here on Funemployment Radio! Sarah tells the tale of the dog that was found and the chain reaction t...

THE DOG THAT DIDN'T LIKE SARAH

Today: There's nothing like getting your feelings hurt by an animal, what did I do and why does he hate me, yelling insults at your neighbor for two s...

SARAH SOLO

Today: Greg had to work late and I wanted to get something out to just say hi to you all! I hope you had a wonderful weekend; ours was full of moving...

OLE SPAGHETTI ARMS NIBLER

Today: Greg and the lack of emotions for his footwear, never. being able to consume food without getting something on yourself, the teeny tiny Bowie a...

SNAKING THE PIPES

HOT DOG TIME MACHINE

I HEARD THE BOOM... DID YOU?

Today: It's the great boom that rocked Portland - did you hear it last night? What could it be? Is it the Cloverfield monster? Is it a sonic boom? Is...

AIRPLANES AND ELEVATORS

Today: Sarah went out to dinner in a random place, finding a speakeasy and being memorable, going on your own adventure and eavesdropping, tree huggin...

REPLY ALL

Today: Sarah was involved in an awkward email situation, Bowie and the Very Scary Bandage, how many people will respond, writing a dating app for a fr...