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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant.
Defendant on the run after attaching his ankle monitor onto a dog. Staten Island NY public bathroom wins major architectural award. True crime restaur...
Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban.
Tattooing is legal in Korea after 33 years. Weight loss drugs will save airlines tons of cash because of fuel costs. Olympic ski-jumpers caught inject...
Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health.
Pay $10 million and reserve a hotel room on the Moon? Study shows that sniffing your farts can protect your brain from Alzheimers. Minnesota woman arr...
Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape...
American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill.
American dad wakes up from each surgery speaking fluent Spanish. Japanese insecticide company holds a memorial service for the bugs they've killed. Gr...
"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where.
Man tried to board a flight with his dead wife in a wheelchair. Chinese man hospitalized after putting a live leech inside his own body, and I won't s...
Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home.
Dutch couple's marriage annulled because they used ChatGPT in the wedding vows. Tuna King purchases a record $3.2 million Bluefin tuna at Tokyo auctio...
"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis.
Several monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri. Texas A&M university bans Plato for being woke. "Are You Dead Yet?" App is #1 in China. // Weird...
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Floridaman takes a sledgehammer to gaming machines inside a store after losing thousands. Florid...
Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private pond. Beloved walrus penis stolen from a Jersey bar.
Married man in Italy sues restaurant after their TikTok promo video exposed his secret love affair. Woman arrested swimming nude in neighbor's private...
Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government says. Hundreds gathered to watch a live kick in the groin.
Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch someone get kicked in the groin. TikTok influencer rode his horse through a New York Target and it poo'd on the fl...
Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade and samurai sword. Hundreds tricked into attending fake NYE fireworks display.
Samurai sword weilding man offers to remove your squatters in San Francisco area. Man stole the sword from the Joan of Arc statue in Paris. Hundreds o...
Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Best of Floridaman (and woman) for 2025 - Floridaman arrested with a thermos in his rectum. Floridaman shoots his friend over argumen...
Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
Weird AF News - Best of 2025: Radioactive Shrimp at Walmart. Denmark zoo asks for your pets to feed their animals. Woman dies on a bus with 26 iPhones...
Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
Woman in Japan marries her Chatbot which is a German video game entity. Man blows up his own stomach after ingesting a shot of lliquid nitrogen prepar...
Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
$400k worth of live lobsters were stolen on the way to Costco. Hire a Chinese humanoid robot to be a ring bearer at your wedding among other services...
Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian era shoes from the 1900's wash up on a beach in Wales. Neighbors are complaining about the intense sweet smell of don...
Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
Woman was already dead when her family brought her onto an EasyJet flight. Disappearance of geese at local park sparks concern they are being stolen a...
School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in Washington DC. Parents are outraged after a Canadian elementary school uses a Time Out Box on the kids...
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mystery as a Florida doctor walks into a Dollar Store freezer and stays overnight, dies. Florida repoman truck driver tows a car with...
Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.
Strippers give the largest holiday toy donation in Portland history. Woman was kicked by a camel at Christmas celebration inside a Houston Church. Thr...
Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.
Police find the free marijuana display anything but jolly. New Canada school rule requires kids to wear helmets while playing in the snow. Woman in Sa...
Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".
Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a tax "dependent". Government employees in China caught using printed face masks of colleagues to trick fa...
Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.
Viagra for women finally hits the shelves after 30 years. Denny's launches syrup filled sneakers to celebrate National Maple Syrup Day. Man sues Vegas...
Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after throwing chicken at another woman’s face during an argument. Floridaman "Santa Claus" arrested for poss...
Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?
Hundreds of citizens in Japan have driver's licenses suspended for drunk bicycle riding. Why are 38% of undergraduates at Stanford Univ declaring to b...
Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.
Taliban detains four men that dressed up as Peaky Blinders characters. Young Brazilian man was killed by a lion after climbing into the zoo exhibit. H...
Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?
Canadian man arrested for assault with a snow blower. Have you taken the pumpkin seed rectal challenge? Town in Oregon requires new residents to picku...
Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.
Japan unveils a human washing machine for half a million bucks. Sperm racing continues on college campuses like UT. Latvia has a severe man shortage a...
Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home, sprayed bbq sauce on the walls and furniture before it all caught fire. Floridaman tried to blame his d...
Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.
Columbia Sportswear CEO offers the company to anyone that can prove the Earth is totally flat (with photo evidence). Police are monitoring a thief's b...
Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.
China will tax condoms to boost the birth rate. Pavarotti statue's Christmas ice ring placement is insulting to his widow and family. Georgia man resc...
HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
Influencer sparks outrage after handing out free machetes and alcohol to the homeless in various cities "for clicks". South Korea distributes AI compa...
When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.
Doctor's recommend the Fart Walk post Thanksgiving. The Santa Claus House at the North Pole was the target of an armed terrorist. New study shows that...
Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - State of Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in ten years. Floridaman kills two because a cockroach told him to do so. Flo...
Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.
Officials in Utah advise locals to not brine their turkeys in the Great Salt Lake. Bear attack shelters are now being sold in Japan after attacks cont...
Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.
Woman found alive in a coffin right before being cremated at a Buddhist temple. Shark fins worth $11million were seized by authorities in Peru in majo...
Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.
Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed the excitement in his life, deputies say. Bar in Manchester bans solo drinkers after 9pm and...
Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman steals a forklift to steal an ATM. Florida sheriff gets backlash for posting mugshot of a 9 year old online. Floridaman ar...
AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.
The band, The New Pornographers, decide to keep their name despite drummer's arrest for illegal children stuff. South Korea banned flights and halted...